High Four!

So my friend Kim's mom had her pinky finger bitten off by a dog.  Now this is is awful cause she had to have surgery to repair the hand.  However,  if you knew Kim's mom you would realize that this is also kind of funny as well.

My only thought at the time (which should have been omg, is she okay, or what happened?) was what if someone wants to do a high five with her on that hand? 

"High Five!" oooooooh wait. 

It's okay. You can laugh.  I did. For real.

It's only the beginning.....

For Real. 

I often have people tell me that they check my FB page just to see what life has brought me......sometimes on a  silver platter, but usually it comes on something like UFO.  For real.

I filter what I say and don't say......not cause I don't think you'll find it hilarious or annoying, but because if I put down every single moment, it would be the latter, you'd be annoyed.  So I share the cream of the crop!

I love that I can bring some laughter to your life, or maybe even a rational thought.  Whatever you take from me........so be it.

But then I realized, maybe you need more.  So here it is.  All the tidbits that I leave off of FB.  Believe it or not, this is my life.  I am the living comedy/drama/reality/mystery/commercial sitcom.  Enjoy!

***Caution: You may be part of my 'stories',  I preface that I don't intend to offend.  Take it with a grain of salt and rub that salt in my eye later.